Vampirzitate
“Dude? Really? Dude?!” “Damon, don’t!” “Oh come on, who’s gonna miss this idiot?”
“Where’s your bathroom? I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead.”
“You confuse me for someone with remorse.”
“Look, dungeon boy, I’m done being your little slave girl. You seriously hurt me. And I will be damned if you think [beat] oh my god. Where have you been?”
“Sex always works. You’ll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex she’ll be yours forever.”
The Vampire Diaries sind so’n büschen lustig. hihi
