{"id":132,"date":"2005-07-03T23:07:48","date_gmt":"2005-07-03T22:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.feylamia.net\/blog\/?p=132"},"modified":"2010-01-05T17:34:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T16:34:17","slug":"gotta-love-the-light-bulb-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/2005\/07\/03\/gotta-love-the-light-bulb-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"gotta love the light bulb jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: One to do it and one to write a folk song about it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many Lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: Five &#8211; one to change the bulb, two to discuss the violation of the socket, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?<br \/>\nA: One&#8230; two, a-one two three four<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to do it and one to write a folk song about it. Q: How many Lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five &#8211; one to change the bulb, two to discuss the violation of the socket, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[97,80],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leben-universum-alles","category-queerschlaeger","tag-homosexualitaet","tag-witziges"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}