{"id":1928,"date":"2009-12-28T19:44:23","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T18:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.feylamia.net\/blog\/?p=1928"},"modified":"2010-01-05T15:37:06","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T14:37:06","slug":"witz-des-tages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/2009\/12\/28\/witz-des-tages\/","title":{"rendered":"Witz des Tages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Treffen sich zwei Rosinen, eine davon tr&#228;gt einen schicken gelben Helm. Sagt A: &#8222;Warum hast denn Du &#8217;nen Bauhelm auf?&#8220; Meint B: &#8222;Ich muss gleich noch in den Stollen.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Ansonsten:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>(x) Fell<\/li>\n<li>(x) lange Unterw&#228;sche<\/li>\n<li>(x) Kluft<\/li>\n<li>(x) Troyer<\/li>\n<li>(x) Brotbeutel mit Apfel und was zu trinken<\/li>\n<li>(x) Gitarre &#038; Bock<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[spongebob] Ich bin bereit! [\/spongebob] Mal sehen, was das heute Abend wird. Mich peitscht die Angst.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Treffen sich zwei Rosinen, eine davon tr&#228;gt einen schicken gelben Helm. Sagt A: &#8222;Warum hast denn Du &#8217;nen Bauhelm auf?&#8220; Meint B: &#8222;Ich muss gleich noch in den Stollen.&#8220; Ansonsten: (x) Fell (x) lange Unterw&#228;sche (x) Kluft (x) Troyer (x) Brotbeutel mit Apfel und was zu trinken (x) Gitarre &#038; Bock [spongebob] Ich bin bereit! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,28],"tags":[36,80],"class_list":["post-1928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leben-universum-alles","category-jugendlich-bewegt-und-so","tag-pfadfinder","tag-witziges"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}