{"id":1981,"date":"2010-01-12T13:46:53","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T12:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.feylamia.net\/blog\/?p=1981"},"modified":"2010-01-12T13:48:42","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T12:48:42","slug":"vampirzitate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/2010\/01\/12\/vampirzitate\/","title":{"rendered":"Vampirzitate"},"content":{"rendered":"

„Dude?<\/em> Really? Dude<\/em>?!“ „Damon, don’t!“ „Oh come on, who’s gonna miss this idiot?“<\/p>\n

„Where’s your bathroom? I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead.“<\/p>\n

„You confuse me for someone with remorse.“<\/p>\n

„Look, dungeon boy, I’m done being your little slave girl. You seriously hurt me. And I will be damned if you think [beat] oh my god. Where have you been?“<\/p>\n

„Sex always works. You’ll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex she’ll be yours forever.“\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The Vampire Diaries<\/a> sind so’n büschen lustig. hihi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

„Dude? Really? Dude?!“ „Damon, don’t!“ „Oh come on, who’s gonna miss this idiot?“ „Where’s your bathroom? I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead.“ „You confuse me for someone with remorse.“ „Look, dungeon boy, I’m done being your little slave girl. You seriously hurt me. And I will […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,10,17],"tags":[831,145,386],"class_list":["post-1981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film-fernsehen","category-kluge-worte","category-stake-mignon","tag-the-vampire-diaries","tag-vampire","tag-zitate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1981"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1984,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981\/revisions\/1984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feylamia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}