dichotomy We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. (Oscar Wilde)

NOFX hätten bitte gerne Aufmerksamkeit, also springen sie auf den Lesbenzug auf. Wie unglaublich originell. Denn lesbische Zwillinge pimpern bestimmt miteinander. Meh.

Creeping Out Sara

I was backstage at a festival in Germany,
talking to a cute fair skined brunette.
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set.
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back,
I figured that’s ‚cause she is Canadian,
That’s why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian.

That’s when I realised it was Sara,
Or maybe it was Tegan.
I’m pretty sure that it was Sara, ‚cause Johnny Sanfron said she was the cooler one.

I told her I was a big fan of her band,
She asked me if I had a favorite song.
I admitted that I’d never actually heard them,
But I like K.D Lang.

I told her this Jew knows about the Junos,
And how they got robbed three times in a row.
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow.

That’s when I creeped out Sara,
Or maybe I just pissed her off when I asked her if her sister
and her had ever had a threesome,
where they both ganged up on one girl,
A four-gy or a five-some.
Do they think strap-ons are groovy
And have they ever seen the movie
‚Bound‘ and did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Did they like Jennifer Tilly?

Sara said she
preferred Gina Gershon,
Angelina Jolie
in the ‚Gia‘ movie,
that was on HBO.
And ‚If these walls could‘ talk made Tegan cry alot.
After that I forgot what she said.

That’s the problem with diazapan,
So many things I don’t remember.
But I got a sinkin‘ feelin‘
It’s not that I’m clairvoyant
But I think I creeped out Sara.
I was creeping out on Sara.
I hope it wasn’t Tegan, ‚cause Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one.

Wird sicher nie mein Lieblingslied. 😉