Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to do it and one to write a folk song about it.
Q: How many Lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five – one to change the bulb, two to discuss the violation of the socket, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One… two, a-one two three four
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
