Dude? Really? Dude?!“ „Damon, don’t!“ „Oh come on, who’s gonna miss this idiot?“

„Where’s your bathroom? I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead.“

„You confuse me for someone with remorse.“

„Look, dungeon boy, I’m done being your little slave girl. You seriously hurt me. And I will be damned if you think [beat] oh my god. Where have you been?“

„Sex always works. You’ll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex she’ll be yours forever.“

The Vampire Diaries sind so’n büschen lustig. hihi