dichotomy We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. (Oscar Wilde)

23. Oktober 2005

Mensaessen leichtgemacht

Filed under: Academia,Augensüßkram,Das Leben. Das Universum. Und alles. — Schlagwörter: , , , , — Feylamia @ 13:59

Undefinierbare Pampe

Hihihi.

17. August 2005

*brüll vor Lachen*

Filed under: Das Leben. Das Universum. Und alles.,Queerschläger — Schlagwörter: , , — Feylamia @ 22:50

Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles?
A: Militia Etheridge

once more, with hobbits

Oh. My.Gawd.

Once more, with Hobbits

BtVS meets LOTR – das beste, was das Web seit langem für mich ausgespuckt hat. Prädikat: Bauchmuskeltrainierend und superwitzig. 😉

3. Juli 2005

gotta love the light bulb jokes

Filed under: Das Leben. Das Universum. Und alles.,Queerschläger — Schlagwörter: , — Feylamia @ 23:07

Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to do it and one to write a folk song about it.

Q: How many Lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five – one to change the bulb, two to discuss the violation of the socket, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One… two, a-one two three four

Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

8. Juni 2005

hihi

Filed under: Academia — Schlagwörter: , — Feylamia @ 14:06

Q: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the specialist in contextually indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?

A: The other one.

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